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		<title>PUPUJIAN KANGJENG NABI</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 07:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gusti urang sadayana Kangjeng Nabi anu mulya Muhammad jenenganana Arab Qurés nya bangsana Ibuna Siti Aminah ramana Sayid Abdullah dibabarkeuna di Mekah wengi Senén dinten Gajah Rabi’ul Awal sasihna tanggal kaduabelasna April bulan Maséhina tanggal kaduapuluhna Ari bilangan tauna lima ratus cariosna tujuh puluh panambihna sareng sahiji punjulna Siti Aminah misaur waktos babarna kacatur ningal <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=43&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gusti urang sadayana<br />
Kangjeng Nabi anu mulya<br />
Muhammad jenenganana<br />
Arab Qurés nya bangsana</p>
<p>Ibuna Siti Aminah<br />
ramana Sayid Abdullah<br />
dibabarkeuna di Mekah<br />
wengi Senén dinten Gajah</p>
<p>Rabi’ul Awal sasihna<br />
tanggal kaduabelasna<br />
April bulan Maséhina<br />
tanggal kaduapuluhna</p>
<p>Ari bilangan tauna<br />
lima ratus cariosna<br />
tujuh puluh panambihna<br />
sareng sahiji punjulna</p>
<p>Siti Aminah misaur<br />
waktos babarna kacatur<br />
ningal cahya mani ngempur<br />
di bumina hurung mancur</p>
<p>Babar taya kokotoran<br />
orok lir kénging nyepitan<br />
soca lir kénging nyipatan<br />
sarta harum seuseungitan</p>
<p>Keur opat taun yuswana<br />
diberesihan manahna<br />
Nabi dibeulah dadana<br />
Malaikat nu meulahna</p>
<p>Jibril kadua réncangna<br />
Mikail jenenganana<br />
ngeusikeun kana manahna<br />
élmu hikmat sapinuhna</p>
<p>Tuluy dada Kangjeng Nabi<br />
gancang dirapetkeun deui<br />
sarta teu ngaraos nyeri<br />
dilap ku hotaman nabi</p>
<p>Nuju tanggal tujuh likur<br />
bulan Rajab nu kacatur<br />
nurut kaol anu mashur<br />
Kangjeng Nabi téh disaur</p>
<p>Dipapag ku Malaikat<br />
nyandak burok nu kasebat<br />
leumpangna téh cara kilat<br />
tungganganeun Nabi angkat</p>
<p>Ti Mekah ka Bétal Makdis<br />
teu nganggo lami antawis<br />
ku jalma henteu katawis<br />
kersana Gusti nu wacis</p>
<p>Ti Bétal Makdis terasna<br />
naék na tangga kancana<br />
mi’raj téa kasebatna<br />
ka langit Nabi sumpingna</p>
<p>Tujuh langit sadayana<br />
jeung Arasy nu pangluhurna<br />
disumpingan sadayana<br />
katut surga narakana</p>
<p>Kangjeng Nabi ditimbalan<br />
ku Gusti nu sifat Rahman<br />
anjeuna kudu netepan<br />
salat muji ka Pangéran</p>
<p>Kabéh jalma anu iman<br />
sami pada kawajiban<br />
salat nu lima giliran<br />
henteu meunang dikurangan</p>
<p>Salat éta minangkana<br />
dina agama tihangna<br />
jalma nu luput salatna<br />
nyata rubuh agamana</p>
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		<title>Iklan keren&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 02:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Abis kerja..istirahat dulu dech&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 02:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>qcrot</dc:creator>
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		<title>PONARI SWEAT, ion water from jombang</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 02:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>qcrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambar Lucu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SumberKonon kekuatan Ponari karena terkena petir (berarti mirip Gundala Putra Petir atau Flash Gordon hehe ) dan mendapatkan sebuah batu yang dipercaya bisa menyembuhkan berbagai macam penyakit. Percaya tidak percaya namun praktek pengobatannya laris manis. Menyedot banyak pengunjung, bahkan sampai menyebabkan beberapa pengantri tewas<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=28&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://teguhalfi.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/ponari-sweat-ion-water-from-jombang/">Sumber</a>Konon kekuatan Ponari karena terkena petir (berarti mirip Gundala Putra Petir atau Flash Gordon hehe ) dan mendapatkan sebuah batu yang dipercaya bisa menyembuhkan berbagai macam penyakit. Percaya tidak percaya namun praktek pengobatannya laris manis. Menyedot banyak pengunjung, bahkan sampai menyebabkan beberapa pengantri tewas.</p>
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		<title>Kepribadian Jelema Ditingali Tina Cara Hitutna</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 09:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Jelema Teu Jujur: Hitut tapi nyalahkeun ka nu lain 2. Jelema Ceuleupeung: Jelema nu nahan hitutna nepi ka jam-jaman 3. Jelema Nu Boga Wawasan Luas : Nyaho iraha waktu hitut nu pas 4. Jelema Sangsara: Hitut oge nepi ka teu bisa 5. Jelema Misterius: Manehna hitut, tapi nu lain teu nyaho 6. Jelema Gugup: <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=26&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Jelema Teu Jujur: Hitut tapi nyalahkeun ka nu lain<br />
2. Jelema Ceuleupeung: Jelema nu nahan hitutna nepi ka jam-jaman<br />
3. Jelema Nu Boga Wawasan Luas : Nyaho iraha waktu hitut nu pas<br />
4. Jelema Sangsara: Hitut oge nepi ka teu bisa<br />
5. Jelema Misterius: Manehna hitut, tapi nu lain teu nyaho<br />
6. Jelema Gugup: Nahan hitut waktu manehna hitut<br />
7. Jelema Percaya Diri: Hitut sorangan disangka ku batur seungit<br />
8. Jelema Sadis: Geus hitut dikipas-kipas ka batur<br />
9. Jelema Eraan: Manehna hitut teu disada, tapi era sorangan<br />
10. Jelema Strategis: Sora hitut ditutup ku seuri manehna nu tarik<br />
11. Jelema Bodo: Manehna geus hitut langsung nyedot hawa, pikeun ngaganti hawa nu kaluar<br />
12. Jelema Pedit: Hitutna saeutik-saeutik<br />
13. Jelema Sombong: Hitut sorangan disadakeun tarik terus diangseuan ku sorangan<br />
14. Jelema Someah: Resep pisan ngangseu hitut nu lain<br />
15. Jelema Teu Resep Gaul: Lamun hitut sok nyumput<br />
16. Jelem Akuatik: Resep hitut di jero cai, misalna di kolam renang<br />
17. Jelema Atletis: Lamu hitut sok dibarengan tenaga dalam<br />
18. Jelema Jujur: Sok ngaku lamun manehna geus hitut<br />
19. Jelema Pinter: Bisa nyaho saha nu hitut<br />
20. Jelem Sial: Batur nu hitut, manehna nu disalahkeun<br />
21. Jelema Beruntung: Hitut tarik, tapi batur teu nyahoeun<br />
22. Jelema Gelo: Hitut sorangan bauna ku sorangan nyalahkeun ka sorangan<br />
23. Jelema Lemah Otak alias Lemot: Manehna hitut, tapi teu nyadar yen manehna geus hitut<br />
24. Jelema Dermawan: Lamun hitut, bauna nyebar merata nu lain kabeh kabagean<br />
25. Jelema Hemat: Lamun hitut, bauna tahan lama<br />
26. Jelema Ribut: Hitut tarik kabeh ngadenge<br />
27. Jelema Seniman: Hitutna aya melodian<br />
28. Jelema nu Bisa Jaga Rusiah: Hitutna tara disada, kitu oge bauna<br />
29. Jelema Sopan: Jelema mun hitut menta hampura jeung ijin heula<br />
30. Jelema Paling Sial: Geus mah batur nu hitut, bauna kabagean, manehna nu disalahkan deuih!:<br />
31. Jelema Nu Ngutamakeun Kabersihan: Lamun rek hitut calanana dileupaskeun heula<br />
32. Jelema Korup: Hitutna bau pisan!<br />
33. Jelema nu Rajin Nabung: Lamun hitut diwadahan kana kantong plastik terus ditalian<br />
34. Jelema Boros: Sok hitut jeung nepi ka bukur-bukurna<br />
35. Jelema Beunghar: Leuwih loba hitut daripada gawena<br />
36. Jelema Euweuh Gawe: Unggal waktu ngabahas hitut jeung hitut we! Hirupna parusing ku hitut&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Gede..Panjang</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 09:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hiji waktu aya lalaki nu ngarasa minder ku bobogaanana. Geus ilang akal manehna ngalakukeun sagala upaya pikeun ngagedean ukuran bobogaanana. Nya manehna datang ka saurang dukun nu katelah jitu dina urusan “panjang memanjang dan gede menggedekan”. Si lalaki terus nyarita ka eta dukun. “Bah dukun, kuring hayang bobogaan kuring panjang jeung gede! Kuring salila ieu <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=24&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hiji waktu aya lalaki nu ngarasa minder ku bobogaanana. Geus ilang akal manehna ngalakukeun sagala upaya pikeun ngagedean ukuran bobogaanana. Nya manehna datang ka saurang dukun nu katelah jitu dina urusan “panjang memanjang dan gede menggedekan”.<br />
Si lalaki terus nyarita ka eta dukun.<br />
“Bah dukun, kuring hayang bobogaan kuring panjang jeung gede! Kuring salila ieu geus ngarasa minder!” ceuk eta lalaki. Tuluy si dukun ngajawab.<br />
“Gampang nu kitu mah. Ieu Abah boga cai sakti. Ieu cai oleskeun wae kana bobogaan hidep. Tapi aya saratna!”<br />
“Naon tah saratna, Bah?”<br />
“Saenggeus dioleskeun, lamun anjeun ngadenge batur ngomong gede jeung panjang, bobogaan hidep bakal ngagedean jeung manjangan! Ngarti?” tanya si dukun ka eta lalaki.<br />
Terusna eta lalaki balik ka imahna. Manehna tuluy naek angkot. Karek ge clek kadenge sora calo ngajorowok: “GEDE bage&#8230;GEDE bage&#8230;mangga Bu, Pa..tujuh lima!” tuluy teu eureun-eurun si calo terus ngagorowok nepi kaangkot pinuh. Atuh bobogaan si lalaki langsung “berkembang” tiada terkira.<br />
Si lalaki nepi ka hese leumpang. Manehna tuluy pindah angkot nu kosong, da era batur ningalikeun wae kana boboganana nu ampir sagede bal baliter. Na atuh, karek clek diuk, si calo nu lian ngajorowok: “Leuwi PANJANG&#8230; Leuwi PANJANG&#8230;!”</p>
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		<title>Beo Garelo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 09:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aya hiji lalaki nu resep pisan miara manuk, kaasup manuk beo. Tah kabeneran eta lalaki teh boga manuk beo bikang. Ngan hanjakal, beo teh dilatih sakumaha oge angger we disadana: “Hai, lalaki&#8230;kuring geus teu kuat yeuh ateul! Hayu ah urang ‘maen’!”. Kalakuan eta beo bikang teh puguh mantak ngerakeun kanu bogana. Kabeneran eta lalaki hiji <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=22&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aya hiji lalaki nu resep pisan miara manuk, kaasup manuk beo. Tah kabeneran eta lalaki teh boga manuk beo bikang. Ngan hanjakal, beo teh dilatih sakumaha oge angger we disadana: “Hai, lalaki&#8230;kuring geus teu kuat yeuh ateul! Hayu ah urang ‘maen’!”.<br />
Kalakuan eta beo bikang teh puguh mantak ngerakeun kanu bogana. Kabeneran eta lalaki hiji waktu nganjang ka imah ajengan nu kabeneran ngukut dua beo jalu. Si lalaki tuluy ngomongkeun ngeunaan kalakuan beo bikang milikna.<br />
“Oh kitu. Cobian we atuh eta beo candak ka dieu. Urang hijikeun sareng beo nu kuring. Kuring mah boga beo nu unggal waktu disadana ngan ngado’a wae. Jeung beo nu kahiji mah malah sok nyepeng tasbeh! Sugan atuh eta beo anjeun bisa bener disadana mun dihijikeun jeung dua beo kuring mah!”<br />
Si lalaki panuju kana saran ti eta ajengan. Manehna langsung balik ka imah mawa beona. Teu lila eta beo ku ajengan langsung disakandangkeun jeung dua beo nu disadana ngado’a bae. Geus disakandangkeun mah, eta lalaki jeung ajengan balik deui ka tepas nuluykeun obrolan.<br />
Tah, dina jero kandang eta dua beo jalu ningalikeun beo bikang. Si beo bikang langsung disada: “Hai, lalaki&#8230;kuring geus teu kuat yeuh ateul! Hayu ah urang ‘maen’!”<br />
Na atuh, beo jalu nu hiji langsung ngomong ka beo nu keur nyekel tasbeh:<br />
“Yeuh, geura piceun eta tasbeh! Ayeuna mah do’a urang geus kaijabah!”</p>
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		<title>Tong Ribut!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 09:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kacaritakeun hiji waktu di salah sahiji nagara Afrika aya hiji Sosiolog bule nu ngayakeun panalungtikeun ka hiji suku nu aya di dinya. Kabeh jelema nu aya di suku eta teh harideung pisan! Eta Sosiolog teh cicing di imah kepala suku. Eta kepala suku boga pamajikan nu hideungna kabina-bina. Aya kana lima bulanna, eta kaayaan di <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=20&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kacaritakeun hiji waktu di salah sahiji nagara Afrika aya hiji Sosiolog bule nu ngayakeun panalungtikeun ka hiji suku nu aya di dinya. Kabeh jelema nu aya di suku eta teh harideung pisan! Eta Sosiolog teh cicing di imah kepala suku. Eta kepala suku boga pamajikan nu hideungna kabina-bina.<br />
Aya kana lima bulanna, eta kaayaan di suku eta teh ibur. Rek teu ibur kumaha atuh, pamajikan kepala suku jug kapanggih hamil. Mangkaning eta kepala suku geus aya sataunna “puasa” teu ngawajiban pamajikanana. Teu aneh mun sakabeh nu aya di dinya rada curiga ka eta Sosiolog bule tea.<br />
Tapi, pikeun ngalaksanakeun asa praduga tak bersalah, kapaksa eta utun inggi nu aya di jero beuteung eta kepala suku kudu ditungguan nepi ka brolna. Supaya kabeh jelas!<br />
Ahirna, geus waktuna bulan alaeun. Bener we eta pamajikan kepala suku teh ngajuru. Kabeh helok! Teu helok kumaha da orok nu dijurukeun teh geuning kulitna: bule! Si kepala suku puguh era geus kabelejog ku eta sosiolog nu dipernahkeun di imahna. Ahirna eta kepala suku ngajak si Sosiolog bule ngomong duaan ka luar imah.<br />
“Yeuh, di dinya ge ngarti meureun naon nu dirasakeun ku kuring. Cik ayeuna mah kuring mah hayang nyaho, kunaon bisa kajadian kitu? Hampura pisan! Kuring teu nuduh anjeun. Tapi da kumaha deui, pamajikan kuring mah nyaho kan tara ka mamana di imah wae. Manehna deuih tara papanggih sumawonna reureujeungan jeung bule!” ceuk eta kepala suku.<br />
Si Sosiolog bule ngajawab bangun nu teger pisan.<br />
“Kuring ge ngarti! Tapi lamun ceuk elmu nu ilmiah mah. Bisa wae pamajikan anjeun teh beunang ku fenomena alam nu aheng…”<br />
“Maksudna naon?” ceuk eta kepala suku bingung ngadenge jawaban ti eta Sosiolog bule tea.<br />
“Kieu. Kapan di dunya mah teu kabeh milu kana kodratna. Kapan sok aya kacaritakeun ‘semangka berdaun sirih’ atawa cau anu buahna jiga nangka. Tah eta nu dimaksud ku kuring kaajaiban alam!” si Sosiolog nyoba ngabobo eta kepala suku.<br />
“Bener kuring ge ngarti. Tapi, asa teu mungkin mun seug aya lalaki di suku kuring ngalakukeun rucah jeung pamajikan. Pan nyaho, kabeh lalaki di dieu mah kulitna ge hideung kabina-bina. Teu jiga anjeun!”<br />
“Bener. Tapi tingali itu embe bikang di ditu!” si Sosiolog bule nunjuk ka embe nu kabeh buluna warnana bodas. Eta embe nu ditunjuk keur ngadaharan jukut jeung anakna di deukeut kebon, “tingali, eta indung embe ge geus keuna ku kaajaiban alam. Eta indung embe minggu kamari karek ngajuru, tapi kunaon anakna kabeh bet warnana hideung? Malah hideung pisan! Apan jaluna nu ngan hiji-hijina di daerah ieu sarua warnana bodas? Pek pikir ku anjeun!” ceuk eta si Sosiolog bule yakin.<br />
Na atuh beres si Sosiolog bule ngomong, eta si kepala suku langsung ngadeukeutan si Sosiolog bari langsung ngaharewos.<br />
“Geus nya ayeuna mah tong ribut. Naon nu geus dilakukeun ku urang duaan jadi rusiah urang duaan we! Kuring ge ngarasa dosa ka pamajikan! Perihal pamajikan kuring anakna bule, geus tong diungkit-ungkit. Pon kitu deui eta masalah indungna embe nu anakna hideung tong diuar-uar ka nu lian. Bisi masarakat kuring nyahoeun kalakuan kuring!”</p>
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		<title>Steve Jobs Biography</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs was born February 24, 1955 in San Francisco, California to an American mother, Joanne Carole Schieble, and a Syrian father, Abdulfattah John Jandali. A week after birth he was put up for adoption. He was adopted by Paul and Clara Jobs who gave him the name of Steven Paul Jobs. Since he was <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=18&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/steve_job.jpg" alt="Notes" width="88" height="74" />Steve Jobs was born February 24, 1955 in San Francisco, California to an American mother, Joanne Carole Schieble, and a Syrian father, Abdulfattah John Jandali. A week after birth he was put up for adoption. He was adopted by Paul and Clara Jobs who gave him the name of Steven Paul Jobs.</p>
<p>Since he was a boy, his skills became so apparent that he was allowed to skip 5th grade and go straight to middle school. When he became 11 years old he moved to Los Altos that distinguished by its great number of engineer’s garages. At Homestead High, he attended his first electronics class and befriended Bill Fernandez, who shared his passion for electronics.Fernandez happened to know an electronics whiz whose name was Steve Wozniak.</p>
<p>Although they met in 1969, a real friendship between Steve and Woz started developing a couple of years later, when Woz became a renowned figure in the small world of “phone phreaks”. They started selling “blue boxes” that allowed to make AT&amp;T’s international calls for free, until it started to become too illegal to be safe.</p>
<p><strong>College and his First Job</strong><br />
After Steve finished High School, he attended Reed College in Oregon. His grades were extremely poor. “After six months, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out, so I decided to drop out”. It wasn’t before 1974 that he got his first job at a young video game company called Atari.</p>
<p><strong>The Birth of Apple Computer</strong><br />
<img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/apple_1.jpg" alt="Apple_01" width="151" height="113" />At that time, Steve Wozniak was working in the design of what would be considered as the first PCs. Steve’s own interest in computer design was limited, but he understood that his friend’s current project was an amazing feat of engineering. He started to get involved and after a few months, he convinced Woz to found a company to sell his computer. So, on April 1, 1976, Apple was born. The name “Apple Computer” was chosen because they hadn’t found anything better and because it was Steve’s favorite food.</p>
<p><strong>The Apple I</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/apple_2.jpg" alt="Apple_02" width="62" height="71" />Though their initial plan was to sell just printed circuit boards, Jobs and Wozniak ended up creating a batch of completely assembled computers, and entered the personal computer business. The first personal computer Jobs and Wozniak introduced was called the Apple I. The Apple I sold for $666.66. It was a fast success and about 200 units were produced.<strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>The Apple II</strong><br />
In 1977, Woz started working on the design of the Apple II, which was a real breakthrough due to its color display, sound and expandability. More than two million were sold. At this time, Apple gave up its old logo and adopted its striped apple-with-a-bite logo. Apple became the company of personal computers. In 1983, the Apple Lisa was introduced, but wasn’t a success.</p>
<p><strong>The Macintosh Project</strong><br />
<img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/machintos.jpg" alt="Machintos" width="91" height="110" />Steve, who owned $7.5 million of Apple stocks, was worth $217.5 million by the end of the day. He became one of the richest self-made men in America. However, Steve wanted to be involved in the development of Apple’s future products. By early 1981, Steve took over the Macintosh project. He wanted the Macintosh to be a PC “as easy to use as a toaster”. 1984 saw the introduction of the Macintosh, the first commercially successful computer with a graphical user interface.</p>
<p><strong>Departure from Apple</strong><br />
The first figures of Mac sales looked very promising. However, the differences of treatment between the former Lisa group and the Mac group hurt the company. It all came to an end on Tuesday, May 28, 1985. Despite his attempts to convince board members, every single board member voted his removal. This was the beginning of one of the darkest period in Steve’s life. He didn’t know what would become of him.</p>
<p><strong>NeXT</strong><br />
After leaving Apple, Jobs founded another computer company, NeXT Computer. Like Apple’s Lisa, the NeXT Cube (launched 1990) was technologically advanced, but was never able to break into the mainstream mainly owing to its high cost and compatibility problems. In January 1992, Steve decided to react to the Cube’s miserable sales by licensing its operating system, but it failed too. On February 11, 1993, Steve Jobs officially confirmed he had given up and shut down NeXT’s efforts in hardware.</p>
<p><strong>Pixar</strong><br />
The story of Pixar began in 1985. At the time, it was a little group of almost 50 people who shared the same common ideal: computer animation. Steve decided to purchase the company at $10 million to Lucasfilm Ltd. The Pixar team made the short films Luxo Jr. and Tin Toy that got so popular that the latter won the Oscar for best animated short film in early 1989. Pixar started to gain more attention from animation colossus Disney. Steve signed a three-picture deal, the first of which was Toy Story. Everything went as planned, and even better than that: Toy Story was a critical success and earned as much as $29 million in US box office receipts during its opening weekend.</p>
<p><strong>The Return to Apple</strong><br />
During Steve’s absence, Bill Gates used his privileged relationship with Apple to steal some of its latest technology and develop a GUI of its own, Windows; and soon became the most popular OS. Apple’s marketshare fell down to around 4%, making it an almost small player in the market it had created. They decided to purchase NeXT on December 20, 1996, bringing Jobs back to the company he founded. On August 6, 1997, at MacWorld Expo, an announcement was made: Apple was going to partner with its archrival, Microsoft.</p>
<p><strong>New Beginnings</strong><br />
<img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/new_begin.jpg" alt="New" width="88" height="102" />Steve took many measures in order to bring Apple back to its glory and cut the number of projects from 350 to a dozen. The first one was the Think different campaign. But the best was yet to come: the iMac. It was unveiled on May 6, 1998. Its revolutionary design made it a stunning success. That design was also used on the iBook with the same success. More importantly, it is in January 2000 that Steve showed the first glimpses of Apple’s next generation operating system, Mac OS X.</p>
<p><strong>The iPod Revolution</strong><br />
<img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/ipod.jpg" alt="Ipod" width="52" height="69" />In the early 21st century, a new age of computing began: that of the digital lifestyle. When the Napster phenomenon erupted in 2000, Steve asked the iTunes team to work on a new project, a portable digital music player. The iPod was introduced to the world on October 23, 2001 and could carry “1,000 songs in your pocket”.</p>
<p><strong>Personal Life</strong><br />
<img class="alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://lib.itenas.ac.id/goes/images/personal.jpg" alt="Personal" width="138" height="92" />Jobs married Laurene Powell on March 18, 1991 and has had three children with her. He also had a daughter named Lisa Brennan-Jobs with Chris Brennan, whom he did not marry. One of the most difficult episode of Steve’s life occurred in the midst of the turnaround of his very busy career. On 2004, he was diagnosed with cancer. His doctors told him that it was incurable. Later, he had a biopsy where the doctors found it was a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery.</div>
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		<description><![CDATA[OPAT taun ka tukang. Harita kuring masih kénéh digawé di Carnival Cruising Lines, nyaéta pausahaan kapal pesiar anu jalurna téh ti Miami, Florida, tepi ka Kapuloan Bahama. Boga pancén téh jadi waiter dina dék kapal. Hiji mangsa kapal kuring katatamuan ku grup band ti New Jersey, New York. Saha deui mun lain Bon Jovi. Batur <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=qcrot.wordpress.com&amp;blog=857253&amp;post=15&amp;subd=qcrot&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="justify"><a href="http://qcrot.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/bon-jovi.jpg" title="Jang Obon alias Jon Bon Jovi"><img src="http://qcrot.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/bon-jovi.thumbnail.jpg?w=510" alt="Jang Obon alias Jon Bon Jovi" /></a>OPAT taun ka tukang. Harita kuring masih kénéh digawé di Carnival Cruising Lines, nyaéta pausahaan kapal pesiar anu jalurna téh ti Miami, Florida, tepi ka Kapuloan Bahama. Boga pancén téh jadi waiter dina dék kapal.</p>
<p align="justify"> Hiji mangsa kapal kuring katatamuan ku grup band ti New Jersey, New York. Saha deui mun lain Bon Jovi. Batur sapagawéan mani hariweusweus ngomongkeun Jon Bon Jovi saparakanca. Sok komo barudak awéwé mah teu sirikna histeris. Kuring mah haré-haré baé. Rék Bon Jovi rék Metallica, mangsa bodo! Kuring mah teu pati resep kana musik brang-bréng-brong siga rock music téh. Resep gé kana musik slow panineungan anu biduanna Matt Monroe, Engelbert Humperdink, jeung Simon ‘n Garfunkel.</p>
<p align="justify"> Hiji poé wanci haneut moyan. Para tamu réa nu ngadon moé awak dina dék kapal. Pon kitu deui Mr. Jon Bon Jovi, Mr. Richie Sambora, Mr. David Brian, Mr. Tico Torres, jeung Mr. Alec John Such. Kabeneran kuring ngaliwat ka palebah maranéhna.<br />
“Hi, waiter, come here, please!” Mr. Bon Jovi ngagentraan.</p>
<p align="justify"> Manéhna ménta orange juice, gancang baé ku kuring ditedunan. Waktu kuring mikeun pesenan Mr. Bon Jovi, Mr. Sambora pesen lemon tea, kuring rikat mangmawakeun. Waktu mikeun pesenan Mr. Sambora, Mr. Torres hayang diet coke jeung kuéh pancake, teu talangké kuring nyadiakeun. Waktu mikeun pesenan Mr. Torres, Mr. John Such ménta susu jeung roti sandwich. Kuring mimiti keuheul. Waktu mikeun pesenan Mr. John Such, kuring kukulutus maké Basa Sunda, “Ieu mah jelema, aya ku ngagawékeun. Cik atuh ari pesen dahareun téh disakalikeun!”</p>
<p align="justify"> Naha atuh ari pok téh Jon Bon Jovi ngomong, “Éta mah risiko pagawéan manéh atuh, Céng!”<br />
Gebeg kuring reuwas. Baruk Jon Bon Jovi bisaeun ngomong Basa Sunda?<br />
“Har, geuning Sadérék téh tiasa nyarios Basa Sunda?” kuring nanya tamba éra.<br />
“Apan karuhun déwék téh ti Cisurupan,” témbalna kalem.<br />
Leng kuring ngahuleng. Asa ngimpi. Naha enya kitu Jon Bon Jovi téh bibit buitna ti Cisurupan Garut? Panasaran kuring nanya deui, “Is that right, Sir?”<br />
“Silaing cangcaya?Ayeuna déwék rék nanya, ari silaing urang mana?”<br />
“Abdi ogé sami ti Garut.”<br />
“Garut palebah mana?”<br />
“Singajaya.”<br />
“Nyaho Kampung Mariuk di wewengkon Singajaya?”<br />
“Tangtos atuh da abdi téh urang dinya.”<br />
“Wawuh ka Mang Sadeli tukang nyadap?”<br />
“Kenal pisan.”<br />
“Bisi teu nyaho, anjeunna téh baraya déwék, geureuhana téh rayina Ajengan Syukron ti Cisurupan, ari déwék ka Ajengan pernahna kapiemang.”</p>
<p align="justify"> Kuring ngan bati olohok. Teu sangka, Jon Bon Jovi biduan hardrock nu kasohor saalam dunya téh geuning masih kénéh teureuh Garut.<br />
Ti harita kuring jadi mindeng ngawangkong jeung manéhna. Anu matak kuring jadi apal silsilah kulawargana. Bapana téh jenenganana Haji Suja’i patani tomat anu beunghar ti Cisurupan. Ari indungna téh Mrs. Mary Joe Martin, pituin urang New Jersey. Aranjeunna tepang di Kota Madinah, dina mangsa munggah haji.</p>
<p align="justify"> Haji Suja’i henteu mulih deui ka Indonésia tapi ngiring sareng ingkang geureuha ka Amérika. Di New Jersey, padamelan Haji Suja’i tetep baé ngebon tomat. Mrs. Suja’i banget suhud ngawulaan carogé. Tepi ka waktu kakandungan ku si cikal, Mrs. Suja’i méh baé sabrol-broleun di kebon tomat, duméh tas nganteuran timbel keur Mang Haji. Éta nu jadi matak si cikal lalaki téh ku bapana dingaranan Ujang Obon Suja’i.<br />
Tapi ku lantaran lingkungan gaul urang bulé, babaturan ulinna téh hararésé ngucapkeun ngaranna. Nya tuluyna mah dilandi baé jadi Jon Bon Jovi.</p>
<p align="justify"> Sanggeus ngangkleung salila sapuluh poé, kapal balik deui ka Palabuan Miami. Jon Bon Jovi saparakanca jrut tarurun tina kapal rék nuluykeun lalampahanana ka New Mexico. Béjana rék shooting vidéoklip “Blaze of Glory”.</p>
<p align="justify"> Barang rék jrut turun, Jon ngaharéwos, “Iday, lamun silaing rék mulang ka Garut, béjaan déwék, nya. Rék ku télépon, faksimil atawa e-mail, kumaha silaing baé. Déwék hayang milu. Haté téh geus kumejot hayang moro bagong jeung Mang Sadeli ka Cikuray.”<br />
Kuring ngaheueuhkeun.<br />
*</p>
<p align="justify"> TILU bulan ti harita, kuring meunang cuti taunan. Maksud téh rék nyelang balik ka Garut. Ku lantaran kitu kuring nélépon ti Miami ka New Jersey ngabéjaan Ujang Obon. Ngan ampun rudetna. Kuring dipingpong ka ditu ka dieu. Ti imahna dititah nélépon ka Fans Club. Ari pék téh ti FC kudu asup heula waiting list. Lamun henteu kudu ngomong langsung ka promotion manager, kakara nungguan akréditasi. Jeung deui anu nampa télépon téh budak lalaki nu ngomongna semu selébor siga biduan rap music maké basa Inggris lentong Brooklyn, New York. “Hi, man&#8230; stay cool okay&#8230;easy buddy, easy..,” pokna. Moal salah, pasti urang négro barayana M.C. Hammer.<br />
Bakat ku pusing, ceuleuweung baé kuring dina telepon, “Hi, stupid American&#8230; listen to me! You just tell to your boss, this phone call is from Iday. I came from Singajaya&#8230; What?&#8230; No! Singajaya is located in Indonesia, not Africa&#8230; Do you understand?”<br />
Naha atuh témbalna ti béh ditu, “Har&#8230; geuning Kang Iday,” ayeuna mah sora budak awéwé mani halimpu jeung maké basa Sunda.<br />
Kuring curinghak banget ku atoh, “Dupi ieu sareng saha?”<br />
“Abdi téh adi kelas akang waktos sakola di Madrasah Aliyah Musaddadiyah Garut.”<br />
“Saha nya?”<br />
“Atikah.”<br />
“Nyimas Atikah putrana Haji Tamim ti Bungbulang?”<br />
“Sumuhun.”<br />
“Naha Nyimas aya di New Jersey?”<br />
“Di dieu téh abdi digawé di Bon Jovi Management, diajak ku Mang Haji Suja’i.”<br />
“Oh, kitu&#8230; kieu baé Nyimas, wartoskeun ka Jon Bon Jovi, urang miang ka Garut téa. Ngarah teu réncéd, akang rék hiber langsung ka Honolulu, diantos baé di Hotél Sheraton Waikiki, Hawaii.”<br />
“Mangga, Insya Alloh ku abdi badé didugikeun.”<br />
Plong haté téh ngemplong. Teu sakara-kara geuning ari ngomong jeung baraya salembur mah.<br />
Opat poé ti harita, pasosoré, Boeing 747 Northwest Airlines anu mawa kuring jeung Ujang Obon alias Jon Bon Jovi geus eunteup di Bandara Soekarno-Hatta.<br />
Sanggeus nyokot babawaan ti pabéan, Ujang Obon ngomong, “Iday, urang ngéndong di Bandung baé, déwék mah teu betah saré di Batawi téh.”<br />
“Heueuh, lah.”<br />
“Ayeuna urang rék maké naon miang ka Bandung?”<br />
“Nya tumpak beus ti Terminal Kampung Rambutan, atuh.”<br />
“Ah embung déwék mah, &#8230; ari di dieu aya séwaan limousine?”<br />
“Silaing mah olo-olo pisan! Apan di New York ogé tuman naék angkot!”<br />
Jon Bon Jovi keukeuh hayang tumpak limousine alias sédan méwah sasis panjang téa. Sok nyeri cangkéng lamun tumpak sédan biasa mah, basana téh.<br />
“Dasar milyunér, mani élodan pisan!” kuring kukulutus.<br />
Kapaksa kuring mapay néléponan réntal mobil sa-Jakarta. Untung baé aya nu nyéwakeun sédan pangantén, Volvo 960 Limo-turbomatic, hiji-hijina mérek sédan limousine anu asup ka Indonésia.<br />
Tabuh salapan peuting. Sakadang Volvo anu ditumpakan ku kuring duaan jeung Ujang Obon katilu supir geus tepi ka Bandung anu saterusna langsung check-in di Grand Hotel Preanger. Bakat ku capé jeung tunduh, rérés salat isa teu kungsi mandi heula, kuring dugsek saré mani tibra.<br />
Kira-kira tabuh satengah dua peuting, panto kamar aya anu ngetrokan. Kuring ngoréjat, “Saha?”<br />
“Déwék, Obon.”<br />
Bari lulungu, kuring mukakeun panto, “Aya naon, Jang?”<br />
Beungeut Jon kaciri mani sepa. Ku naon yeuh? gerentes haté.<br />
“Teuing euy, déwék téh teu bisa saré&#8230;tamba kesel tuluy nyieun lagu. Rumpakana mah geus anggeus, tinggal nyieun judulna wungkul.”<br />
“Geus atuh, ayeuna mah saré baé heula&#8230;mikiran pijuduleun lagu mah isuk deui baé,” témbal kuring bari merelek heuay.<br />
“Anu matak teu bisa peureum-peureum acan. Kieu balukarna lamun béakeun barang téh. I have no stuff anymore,” ceuk Jon bari meubeutkeun manéh kana korsi.<br />
Kuring kerung. Béakkeun barang? Dina basa American slank, kecap stuff hartina sarua jeung dope atawa drugs alias obat bius. Boa-boa Ujang Obon sok tripping? Ongkoh geus ilahar pikeun kaom American celebrities mah ngonsumsi narkotika sabangsaning héroin, kokain, atawa crack (kokain sintétis) téh.<br />
“Barang naon? PTP? LSD? Ecstacy? Diazepam? Amphetamine? Rék meuli anu kitu di dieu mah hésé.”<br />
“Lain atuh, ieu mah ududeun.”<br />
“Mariyuana? Hashish? Ganja? Sarua héséna, Jang.”<br />
“Silaing mah nyangka goréng baé ka déwék téh! Ieu mah udud roko biasa, deuleu!” témbal Ujang Obon bari nyeuneu.<br />
“Oh&#8230;gampang atuh ari nu kitu mah. Meuli baé di kafé, sugan buka kénéh.”<br />
“Anu matak euweuh.”<br />
“Euweuh? Piraku euweuh Marlboro, Lucky Strike, Camel, Mild Seven, Chesterfield?”<br />
“Lain éta roko kabeuki déwék mah.”<br />
“Oh, roko kéréték? Dji Sam Soe, Gudang Garam Filter, atawa Bentoel?”<br />
“Lain, lain éta.”<br />
“Roko mérek naon atuh kabeuki silaing téh?” kuring mimiti keuheul.<br />
Jon Bon Jovi melong ka kuring. Bari meureudeuy semu éra, manéhna ngomong lalaunan, “Roko Cap Gentong&#8230;”<br />
Leng kuring ngahuleng, awahing ku reuwas awor jeung hayang seuri. Baruk Jon Bon Jovi nyandu udud roko Cap Gentong? Naha teu salah kitu? Tagog baé vokalis hardrock music nomer wahid, lamun indit-inditan kudu baé maké sédan limousine, ari heug kalandep kana ngudud roko Cap Gentong?!<br />
Kungsi sotéh kuring meuli roko nu kitu mangsa kuring keur kaédanan lalajo ronggéng dombrét di basisir Blanakan, Subang.<br />
Jon Bon Jovi sahinghingeun ceurik. Euh, aing mah! Lamun henteu digugu kahayangna kuriak matak gujrud sakuliah hotél. Ngérakeun pisan!<br />
Sanajan horéam nataku, kuring maksakeun manéh, “Hayu atuh, urang néangan.”<br />
Manéhna mani haripeut. “Ka mana néanganana, nya?”<br />
“Urang mapay baé, ka Pasarbaru, ka Bojongloa, ka Tegallega, ka Cicadas, lamun kapaksa-kapaksa teuing mah urang meuli baé roko klembak menyan di tukang rampé,” témbal kuring ngaheureuyan manéhna. Jon nyéréngéh.<br />
Jon jeung kuring kaluar ti hotél tumpak taksi. Palebah Cicadas, taksi dieureunkeun. Jrut turun, tuluy leumpang mapay émpér toko bari miharep susuganan aya jongko anu ngajual roko kameumeutna Jon Bon Jovi.<br />
Kabeneran leumpang téh ngaliwatan riungan tukang béca anu keur maén gapléh dina trotoar jalan. Ari heug téh kadéngé aya anu ngomong, “Najis, aing mah&#8230;balak kosong!”<br />
Ger riungan téh sareuri éak-éakan.<br />
Ngadéngé kitu, Jon ngarandeg bari tuluy ngahuleng.<br />
“Ku naon, Jang?” kuring nanya rada hariwang.<br />
Manéhna teu némbal. Rada lila manéhna ngahuleng. Naha atuh ari gorowok téh, “Eureka! that’s right! Éta pisan pijuduleun lagu téh!”<br />
Jon katempo jigrah pisan.<br />
“Iday, hayu urang balik ka hotél!”<br />
“Apan urang néangan roko téa?” banget kuring teu ngarti.<br />
“Teu kudu, urang meuli roko saaya-aya baé di hotél!” témbal manéhna sumanget naker.<br />
“Har&#8230; ari silaing?!” kuring ukur werat ngageremet.<br />
*<br />
Ayeuna kuring geus teu digawé dina kapal deui. Miami, Kingston, Nassau, Puerto Rico, Bahamas, Antigua ngan kari waasna. Ti saprak kuring kawin meunangkeun parawan urang Cikajang, kuring eureun ngalalana. Pagawéan kuring ayeuna mah ngabantuan bapa mitoha kana ngebon engkol jeung wortel.<br />
Sabulan ka tukang, grup band Bon Jovi ngayakeun konser musik “Crossroad to The East” di Jakarta. Ujang Obon ngahaja ngirim télégram ka Cikajang. Sono hayang panggih, basana téh.<br />
Éra-éra ogé kuring nedunan ondanganana. Harita kuring indit ka Batawi téh sakalian iang wortel ka Pasar Induk Kramatjati. Sabalikna ti pasar, kuring nyimpang ka Hotél Hilton International. Barang sup ka lobby hotél, aya nu ngagentraan. “Kang Iday!” cék sora awéwé.<br />
Ari dilieuk, kuring olohok mata simeuteun. Atikah imut. Aduh, ieung&#8230; urut kabogoh téh mani jadi démplon kieu, gerentes haté. Hanjakal baheula kalah ditinggalkeun&#8230;hé&#8230;hé&#8230; Diteuteup ti luhur ka handap, katara awakna tambah ngeusi jeung tambah geulis, ngan dangdosan mah tetep baé nganggo busana muslimah, leungeun katuhu ngeupeul Nokia, leungeun kénca ngajinjing IBM Notebook.<br />
“Hey, teu kénging melong sapertos kitu. Engké ku abdi diwartoskeun ka Ceu Empat di Cikajang geura,” manéhna ngagonjak. Kuring ngélémés éra ngadéngé Atikah nyebut ngaran pamajikan.<br />
“Kang, Ujang Obon tos ngantosan ti tatadi, hayu!”<br />
Kuring nuturkeun manéhna naék lift. Reg lift eureun di tingkat pangluhurna, president suite.<br />
Barang amprok jeung Jon Bon Jovi, manéhna ukur maké kaos kutung jeung disasarung.<br />
Manéhna teu sirikna ngagabrug. Saterusna kuring jeung manéhna galécok ngawangkong.<br />
Sanggeus rinéh, “Iday, silaing inget kénéh waktu nganteur déwék néangan roko ka Cicadas téa?”<br />
“Tangtu baé atuh. Naha kumaha kitu?”<br />
“Apan omongan tukang béca anu keur maén gapléh téa jadi judul lagu kokojo keur albeum déwék anu panganyarna,” témbalna semu agul bari ngasongkeun CD anu weuteuh kénéh.<br />
Barang maca judul lagu kokojo anu dicitak dina bungkus CD, cakakak kuring seuri ngeunah pisan. Atuda kuring ogé milu ngadéngé, atra pisan tukang béca téh ngomong, “Najis, aing mah!&#8230; balak kosong!” Naha atuh ari dina judul lagu bet jadi robah kieu? Teuing Jon Bon Jovi anu ceuli léntaheun atawa pédah nulisna maké basa Inggris lentong New Jersey. Nu sidik, dina éta CD téh ngajeblag tulisan anu unina, “Best cut: This ain’t a Love Song.” •</p>
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